How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop