What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.