What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.