What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!