What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables