How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !