How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.