How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug