How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!