How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.