How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."