How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.