What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!