How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

Strain Jokes More Strain Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.