What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Wha suh b?

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.