What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.