Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Colander Jokes More Colander Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!