How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums