How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums