What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Who's driving?

Immigration.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.