What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill