Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Because they are insects.

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Toucan play at that game

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A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.