Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists