What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.