What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.