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Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?
He feigned ted.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
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