Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!