66+ Funny Rjoke Jokes - Curious United

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

removed

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes?

Thus you can move on to the next one faster

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

removed

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant?

r/Jokes

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What's less funny than /r/Funny?

r/Jokes

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

deleted

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

Goudaff Reddit.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes?

It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work.

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