How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.