How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.