Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Drive faster.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie