Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)