When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*