When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*