How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"