How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101