What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say?

White Flower

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts