What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts