How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"