Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.