How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.