How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!