How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear