Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream