Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream