How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"