How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"