What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.