How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"