How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.