Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!