Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"