How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.