How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.