How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.