How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!