Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Kindle
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Paperback
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
Ceramic
It just deepends.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
Because air is free
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Google, like everybody does.
I am baroque, can you lend me some money?
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
Russel
Your honor.
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They're both useless in Canada.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
