Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
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Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Names
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
A MexiCo.
Deport him back to Mexico
Probably Morphine
Mind if I Slytherin
You get milk.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
They end up in a shallow grave.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Because he always shoots the black one first.
