Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
Bernadette
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
It was two tired.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
He knew they were going to ice him.
Matt
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Because Sharon is Karen.
Because he was in deNile
He was in de-Nile.
