How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.