Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.