How do you get a blond out of a tree?

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.