What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !