Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
There still working on it...
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
