How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this