Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.