Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.