Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle