What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)