What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.