What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.