What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!