What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!