What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Between the head and the tail !

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!