How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".