How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!