How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!