It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
