It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
