How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap