How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months